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| Hey weekend, HERE I COME!
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04/18/2009 |
Hello everyone. Happy weekend! I am in Montreal at the moment, where the MEN are SO GORGEOUS!!! I am having a great time, on a little holiday waiting for my friend Robert to arrive to a weekend of some partying! It is going to be WILD!
Last night, a very sweet and handsome gentlemen was so kind to direct me to an amazing Sushi restaurant in Montreal, so I told him I would do the same when he was in NYC and thought he should check out one of my favorite haunts, Sushi Samba or Noosh in Chelsea, which is a lot of fun. I may not be in NYC but my party IS STILL ON for tonight! SO, check my gorgoeus friends out for NYC's BEST Saturday night TS party @ FUSION 818 10 AVE. BTW. 54 & 55 ST- From 10PM-4AM. For more details check Tonight with have the gorgoeus Juicy, Persia Lace,and Golden Blonde hosting and dacncing, as well as NYC's HOTTEST ts ladies! So do enjoy!
I will have lots of stories and pics for you soon from this FAB trip! Until then HAPPY SATURDAY EVERYONE!
| Do you remember the first time you fell in love?
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04/15/2009 |
I was just remembering the last time I fell in love. I was watching the Selma Hayek film 'Fools Rush In' late last night and somehow that screwball comedy made me think of it. For a moment, I lost my train of thought and saw myself in Paris again. I could smell the air, feel the warmth on the skin, see it all.
It was such a gorgeous moment to relive. Those two weeks I had felt the most in love I had ever been and possiby the happiest in my life. Alas, love is indeed so fleeting, as that love fled me. But as Helen Thomas says in one of my favorite films 'Death Becomes Her': 'These are the momemnts that make life worth living! And they are. I guess what I would like to say is that, no matter the hurt that caused the end- the beauty of falling in love is what makes it so appealing to do over and over again. L'maour, l'maour! I am not in love right now, but I will be looking forward to that ever so kind feeling, of falling in love.
| When people want to destroy you and see you fall flat on your face!
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04/15/2009 |
There is a certain type of girl out there-Pretty, sexy,-gorgeous even. But whose BEAUTY lies outside and the inside wreacks of a rotting corpse. We all have known one in our time. The girl who feels the most beautiful, who critizices everything and everyone- and she must be the one, the last, and only. Oh and yes- she always wants every girl's man. Now this to me is pure insecurity and a damn shame.
I know a girl like this. Someone who at a party I had hosted, had made her a VIP guest, and extended myself many times to her-but in turn had been very catty and mean behind my back at the same party. I just usually cut those people off and I did to her.
I had not heard from her until last week (one year later). I was shocked to see the mail in my box and when I read it I was shocked beyond belief.
Now only was it filled with many not true statements and accusations. I would never do what I was being accussed of. What is most fascinating is someone who I know has a zillion flaws as we all do, would write me such a letter to pick me apart piece by piece. I guess she suspected to make me angry, hurt, upset. I was neither and was glad to know what she really felt about me. So I am using this letter to empower myself to be better and to banish this negativity out of my life by exposing it. Not everything can be peaches and cream, one must deal with trash and sludge too.
It is actually an enjoyable read with all the grammar, spelling, syntax errors. In fact ir reads as slippery, as an empty bottle of WESSON OIL.
AND AGAIN, none of this is offensive to me, it is SILLY, CHILDISH, and PATHETIC.
HERE:
Listen allanah, I'm writing to you B/c I know that it was you the one who sent me that little shady comment about me having a Michael Jackson nose,,,cowardly of course b/c you did it under a different name....its kool you big fat moose... you see unlike you I do have the balls which I cut out ,,,,not to end up looking like you....to tell you in your face what I think of you.. Lets start with your nose,,its amazing how it never ever got a scoop or the tip went up,,,needless to say it looks like a shapeless ball of clay in the middle of your face, proceeding on to the down syndrome like face that you have ,,,oh and last but surely not forgotten that horrible jaw line with that hideous dent on the side of your chin...that you must continuously tape up so your fat bullfrog like neck wont show....peace of advice FIX IT...b/c people are noticing the tape hidden in that god awful mop that you sew on to your head, and by the way what's going on with your hairline? are you bald? or is it from all the zippers on your head that you don't grow hair? And yes now skipping along to the body......your torso is the size of a beer keg that you would see in a college fraternity,,,and lets not talk about them jacked up tits with those horrid ground beef looking nipples,,,you can pump your hips all you want but you'll never have a waist line or a sickening figure,,,, and why are your legs so close together? you look like an ice cream cone from the torso down....what a retarded torso.....and yet you have the audacity to try to come for me or any one? how dare you? Not to mention the phoniness and how fake you are and what a horrible person you are,,, trying to steal other peoples husband ,,,,what U thought that one went by me?> girl please,,,,,betraying people that have been nothing but nice to you writing little emails b/c your such a horrible individual that no one will give you a helping hand, you have been **** biggest mistake and disappointment by far,,,,shame on you....cause she genuinely trusted you to much of my warning advances,,,,and I warned her continuously cause I knew you were nothing but shit from the beginning. I'm glad miss ***** kicked your fucking fat faggot sad pathetic ass all over new York, just like your going to get your ass kicked many more times through out the course of your sad existence...your sneaky and manipulative your a liar and will stop at nothing for a buck, I was very excited to meet you for the 1st time back in 2005....but when I seen you and your fake ness I was extremely disappointed,,,of course your pictures are to die for what a shame your not. I am certain it was you with the shady comment on my picture but as you can see bitch I am real and I will read you face to face no hidden names necessary.... you had even the audacity to keep talking to ***** while sending her husband emails and all along she knew and was waiting for you to tell her of course you never did,,,b/c " YOUR SO TIRED" but what you failed to realize is that no matter how much you pretend to be cultured and intelligent wealthy and coulter men like the one's she gets will see through your fake ness and what a cheap whore you really are. that is if they can get past that hideous face and body of yours..which by the way you look like a pregnant moose....what happened to the vegan diet darling? did we fall of the goddamn wagon yet again? I WILL NEVER TRADE PLACES WITH YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY DESIGNER SHOES, BAGS, DRESSES YOU MAY HAVE. b/c you see miss Damien devine I know who you really are...remember when you started I was already the only legendary miss ******.... now take this and smoke it bitch."
THERE ARE ALWAYS PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WANT YOU TO FALL FLAT ON YOUR FACE AND IF YOU DO, GET UP AGAIN AND MOVE ON. THAT MAKES THEM CRAZIER. PEOPLE LIKE THIS WERE NEVER YOUR FRIEND.
| Hilarious EMAIL!
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04/15/2009 |
I get some pretty good emails weekly, but this one had me laughing for about 10 minutes! I think you will enjoy it as much as I did! EMAIL:
"Shalom Allanah!
This is ******. I am a nice Jewish guy, 50ish, 5 foot 2, glasses, hairpiece, and people tell me that I sort of look like Woody Allen.
How do I go about making an appointment with you? I am planning to visit New York in May and wanted to know your schedule.
I have never been with a tgirl before so I hope that is okay. Do you visit me at my hotel or do I visit you at your place? You look very beautiful and have really big boobs. I don't know what you like, but I can give you a back and/or a prostate massage - whatever you like. I know that I am not that appetizing but people tell me that I have a wonderful muffin åss.
Please be discreet because I dont want my rabbi finding out!"
This brought out MANY LOL's!!!!!!!!!! |
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